Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety-one?
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…
Does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages?
Aren’t they just stale bread to begin with?
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,
then doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted,
musicians denoted, cowboys deranged,
models deposed, tree surgeons debarked,
and dry cleaners depressed?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
Do Lipton Tea employees take ‘coffee breaks?’
What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks,
so I wondered…
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